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Total Medals Earned: 224 (From
22 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,180 Points
Epic Battle Fantasy 4
5 Points Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
5 Points Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
5 Points Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
5 Points Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
5 Points Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
5 Points Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
5 Points Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
5 Points Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
5 Points Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
5 Points Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
5 Points Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
5 Points Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
5 Points Absorb some elemental damage.
5 Points Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
5 Points Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
5 Points Learn the first of many new skills.
5 Points Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
5 Points Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
5 Points Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
5 Points Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
5 Points Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
5 Points Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
5 Points Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
5 Points Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
5 Points Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
5 Points Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
5 Points Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
5 Points Find an unscannable secret foe.
5 Points Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
5 Points Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
5 Points Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
5 Points Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
5 Points Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
5 Points Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
5 Points Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
10 Points Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
10 Points Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
10 Points Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
10 Points Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
10 Points Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
10 Points Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
10 Points Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
10 Points Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
10 Points Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
10 Points Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
10 Points Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
10 Points Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
10 Points Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
25 Points Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
25 Points Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
25 Points Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
25 Points Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
25 Points Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
25 Points Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
25 Points Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
25 Points Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
25 Points Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
25 Points Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
25 Points Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
25 Points Find all of your missing party members.
50 Points Unlock all summon creatures.
50 Points Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
50 Points Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Medals Earned: 63/76 (755/1,200 points)
5 Points first Kill
5 Points Jump on 10 enemies
Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/825 points)
5 Points Clear the first 5 levels!
10 Points Clear levels 5-10!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)
Insanity Box 2
5 Points Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
5 Points Lose at ROPE JUMP.
5 Points Find me two sporks
5 Points Submit a score
10 Points Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
10 Points Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
25 Points Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Medals Earned: 7/30 (65/500 points)
Lab of the Dead
5 Points Discover 5 neutral reactions.
10 Points Do a total of 50 actions.
25 Points Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
25 Points Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
25 Points Fully research 1 specimen.
25 Points Discover 5 passive reactions.
Medals Earned: 6/25 (115/1,000 points)
5 Points Kill 100 zombies
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/205 points)
Road of the Dead
5 Points Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
10 Points Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
10 Points Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
25 Points Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
25 Points Hit 25 civilians
25 Points Hit 50 highway soldiers
25 Points Defeat a helicopter
25 Points Avoid 10 mutated zombies
50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
50 Points Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
50 Points Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Medals Earned: 12/24 (305/1,000 points)
Road of the Dead 2
10 Points Rescue and secure a civilian
10 Points Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
25 Points Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
25 Points Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
25 Points While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Medals Earned: 5/25 (95/1,000 points)
Super Mario BP Oil Spill
5 Points Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
5 Points Beat the game with a score of under 500.
5 Points Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)